No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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