Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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