Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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