Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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