is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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