It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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