Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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