Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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