If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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