what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
