I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
