I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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