maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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