id be glad to
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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