did you get engaged???
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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