That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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