It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
