I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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