I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Randomize
