I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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