I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize