handjob tips. give me some.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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