Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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