Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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