you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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