so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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