Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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