If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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