I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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