just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im holly from the hills drunk
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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