Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.