What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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