I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.