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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.

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• (818): View more from California

  Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.

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• (619): View more from California

  Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.

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• (925): View more from California

  I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.

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