he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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