So drunk its hurt
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I deserve this hangover.
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