If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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