WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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