Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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