If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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