i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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