Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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