Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room