How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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