But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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