just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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