We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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