I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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