Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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