If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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