found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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