so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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