Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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