...so i touched it.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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