honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
oh yeah. preciate
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.