Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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