hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
You're right, stupid question.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..