We're like a lot better than the average bears
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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