sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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