Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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