is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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