i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I wish you could order shots online.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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