umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
whose ass print is on the piano?
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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