Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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